Cringe&Based
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With exception of pancakes/bliny (if rolled properly), it lacks the most important quality of fastfood, shared between burgers, pizza, shawarma and sushi rolls (yes, those are in fact fastfood, japanese cuisine is somewhat different) - you can't consume it without fucking plate and tableware, or better yet on the move.
BASED
I don't want to hear that from chap with american flag.
You of all people (unless proxy) should know that the only true shit is british cuisine.
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